You should shower more often

“You should shower more often,” said my friend one morning.

OK. C’mon. Do tell.
What’s going through your mind right now?
Why did she say this?
Where were we when she said it?
What’s our relationship?

Full disclosure …
… in the reverse order of these Questions …

We’re friends. Just friends.
We were online, speaking on Zoom.
I’d just mentioned an idea I’d had whil…